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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Au where Blaize Debeste was killed when Sebastian was a baby (1-2 years old) and Mr. Edgeworth adopted him so he didn’t have to go through any of the abuse that Blaize put him through. Sebastian would definitely have to be a lot younger than he was in the time line for this to work (when seb was a baby miles was around 10 hdhdhdgd) but just. Imagine Miles learning a lot from raising Sebastian for a long time, and Sebastian learns a lot more from Mr. Edgeworth than he ever could have from his pops, and when he’s a kid he cheers his dad on his court cases before becoming an attorney when he grows up. Blaize definitely dies by means of fire (please it would be perfect)

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Nyagooh I should be writing my essay
feel free to discuss

Nyagooh   I should be writing my essay

feel free to discuss

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Mia Fey ran for her life, her heartbeat quickening as she raced past the desk, she stopped. She was corned, next to the window, as Redd White came towards her holding the thinker statue in his hand. He bumped up against a large decorative lamp, knocking it to the floor with a loud CRASH. He came towards Mia, and raised the statue high above his head, bringing it down on the woman’s head, ending her life.

Suddenly, from across the room, the faint sound of… music?? Starts to play. Redd White turned frantically, was somebody there?

He sees two people…. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey??? They’re wearing sunglasses, an obvious attempt to look hip and cool, Maya is carrying a beatbox that was playing the music. They both have karoke style microphones, and they start to sing along with the music

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom

Mia is sitting there, pretty much dead. She wants to scream at them, “What is wrong with you!?!?! I AM DYING!!!! HELP ME!!!!! STOP SINGING THIS IS SERIOUS!!!”

Redd White is gone at this point, hes not some idiot and he escaped while he could. Phoenix and Maya are next to Mia now, as they hit the chorus

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

The ghost of Mia cries as Phoenix drops the mic. “…why are you two like this??….”

(Im so sorry ima delete this later im not even sure if this joke will make sense to other people)

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OK they’re buying it to get the witness drunk, because the manju makes people drunk because there’s a fuckton of sake in it and they probably coat them in sake too tbh. And I get that lots of people use wine in cooking and shit, and it’s normal, but Athena hon, you’re like, 18, and I feel like since people can get drunk from this shit really easily you shouldn’t be asking to have one, no offense

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Ace attorney animal crossing designs part 2!! I had designs for Maya and Pearl, but I ruined the coloring, so I’m a redraw them lol. Lang has that orion scar on his chest that was in an interview somewhere
Part 1: https://charmanderxerneas.tumblr.com/post/170654674677/charmanderxerneas-is-it-bad-that-this-isnt-the

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