Every great magician is blue, has hair that has curls on the ends, has a trick where they teleport from inside of/out of a box that they preform in front if an audience that has a chance of going horribly wrong, they have beautiful hats and capes with cool designs on them, they have small purple girlfriends and their names start with the letter T and end with a “ie” sound
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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?