I have literally never even seen bubble tea in my life is that what it looks like??? I wanna try it but I don’t know where to get it or even a slight idea of what it tastes like
Alright, so I have two little friends, their names are Josh and Libby, Josh is 8 and Libby is 9, and they are the purest things ever.
About a month ago, they came over to my house to hang out, and after she asked about my favorite shows, I asked Libby if she had ever heard of Invader Zim, and she said no. So we watched the first episode together, and I didn’t think she liked it. Later I bought he some new art supplies (She draws)
AND TODAY She came up to me and she said, “Hey Casey do you wanna see my drawings?” And I said “Sure” and I-




SHE HAS STAR FANART TOO

AND SHE HAS FREAKING OCS

“Flamesen”

“Coolce”
And my personal favorite:

“Taco-man”
And then I showed her and her brother how to play my Ukelele and she picked out one of my music sheets and she started trying to play “Comet” from Steven Universe even though she hadn’t seen that episode yet or heard that song
THIS CHILD IS ME BUT TEN TIMES CUTER
sorry this post is long
INVADER ZIM THEORY
after re-watching all the episodes of invader zim, i came up with what is most likely a shit theory, but a theory none the less. you see, my theory involves two things,
1.) professor membrane is an irken
2.) Dib is a hybrid clone
lets start with my reasoning for number 1
here’s the facts:
the humans of the earth universe are very….. not smart. the professor however is a very extremely skilled scientist.
his interactions with his offspring are limited, and almost seem as though he doesnt know what it means to be part of a family.
he wears a suit 24/7 that covers his whole face below his eyes, almost like the irken technicians

his goggles look almost like irken eyes


and other scientists from the show dont have this quality.

why would an irken be on earth though? and why would they clone two children to raise?
another possible theory is that the mother was an irken, who possibly fell in love with a human? one thing remains for sure, an irken knew about earth before zim was sent there, otherwise who would put this here?

now onto theory number two~
heres the facts;
dib seems to be smarter the average human, like their father.
dib’s mother has never been shown.
taks brainwashing doesn’t work on dib.
in the un-aired episode “ten minutes to doom” zim says that his pak is un-compatible with human biology and would’ve killed dib, but it seemed to perfectly integrate into him.
dib has been shown to be skilled in fighting, and has even pinned down zim a few times, the guy who flipped that chick from the saucer morons.



dibs shirt has this face on it

look familiar?


when a smeet is ready to be born the neutral face smiles. does this mean the irken in dib isn’t ready yet? is possible that in the un-aired “invader dib” episode was not dib disguising as an irken, but turning into one?
thats all i have so far, feel free to add your opinions or arguments!
I’d also like to bring up a few panels from the official comics:


I haven’t read the comics, what is the context? Is this a dream?
I’m not really sure. This was a 4 paged comic short after the actual comic, where everyone turned into irkens, dib freaked out about him being the only survivor, and then this happed. The never clarified if it was real or anything.
take away my recording software dont let me do any more of these
thEn. THEn!!!!! dIB SaYs…GWRAWG H!!!!!!!!!!!!1 iN FROnt Of ThE WHOLE CL ASS.!!11!, fFilthy sS L U G… ms bitters called on M E, undersTand??? fFFiLthy sQUIRmy dDIB,, SSQUIRRRRMYYM *slosh noises* what are you talking about?? who ARE you?? i cANt beLIEEEEeV The THINgs tHat hhhHHHHhHHHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHUM A N….. has dOne to MEe…M E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND-…. GWRGHG [violent swinging noises] G H R RGR GRGH JHGJGGRG
D I B [fist clenching]
HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF HRGHNF
why are you following me? i dont even go to your school! ANd ThE,,,,DOHRRGRHGH…HhE Makes me SSO MA DD!!! the Hhorrible PUNY BRAIN mEAT CHILd, WITh HIS Little gLASS E S. AND HIS-
RRFH RRFH
HEAD
[slams door]
[fake dib voice] My name is DIb!! with mMy PpOINTY HAIR!!! POoOINTY H A IR !!!!!!!!!!!! i eat FOO D aND HAVE,,,SSSSTUUUh [computer noises] [audio fades out]
IS IT REAL OR FAKE?! Well, here’s what I know so far - The official InvaderCon Twitter posted this earlier today, and in all the time I’ve been following them I’ve never seen them post fake news. Jhonen himself made an April fools joke about this and said it was fake not too long ago, but then three days later this happened. I know this has been joked about so many times before, which is why I would NEVER advertise it unless a group like InvaderCon posted about it.
Here’s a screenshot of the InvaderCon Tweet I got:

I still wasn’t totally convinced though so I decided to check out some of the official actor’s Twitters too. Here’s Richard Horvitz (official voice of Zim):

But then of course when I get to Jhonen Vasquez he does his normal thing and denies everything. Jhonen is known for doing that, and for being a huge troll though, so it’s really hard to say if he’s ACTUALLY discrediting it, or if he’s just doing his usual thing. Here’s what he posted.

I found this article which has some good info on why this might actually be real, and about how Jhonen is actually required to deny the existance of the movie until told he can do otherwise: http://www.cartoonbrew.com/tv/nickelodeon-making-invader-zim-movie-144753.html
In addition to InvaderCon and Richard Horvitz himself, I’ve seen a lot of big name groups re-tweeting this news and writing about it, such as IGN, Emerald City Comic Con, Entertainment Weekly,
Rose City Comic Con and ComicBookNow. It seems to be that everyone BUT Jhonen himself is confirming it, which gives credit to that article about how he’s required to say it’s fake because of Nickelodeon.
I found a video confirmation by the Nerdist: http://nerdist.com/invader-zim-returns-sequel/
BUT I SAVED THE BEST PART FOR LAST - IGN’s Teaser Video for the movie! http://www.ign.com/articles/2017/04/04/nickelodeon-announces-new-invader-zim-tv-movie



