As I was typing a tumblr post, I looked out my window and saw these little kids walking by and then one of them yelled at the other, “What are you, gay?” and then I screamed out the window, “NOT AS GAY AS ME!” and then I hid.
We were on our way home from the dentist, and I was kinda out of it, the radio was on, and suddenly, I heard, “SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-” and then me and my brother screamed allstar because it was on the radio
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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence
my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man
