Something that actually happened
Me: I think that this lollypop was destined for me
My friend: Why?
Me: Because it has my name written all over it!

Mom: *laughs*
Carl: That wasn’t funny
Me: :P
Me: I think that this lollypop was destined for me
My friend: Why?
Me: Because it has my name written all over it!

Mom: *laughs*
Carl: That wasn’t funny
Me: :P