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Laika Headcanons

I know i post a lot about laika and have said a lot of these to my friends already but I dont care. Here are my headcannons about laika chars and many of them take place in an au world where they know each other and are friends. (Also forgive me i only saw missing link 2 days ago so not many headcanons for them)

Wybie often fixes his bike when it has problems, and he actually made it from 2 different broken bikes by using the different parts to make one of them working. When he grows up he becomes a mechanic.
Eggs and Wybie become VERY great friends due to them both having interests in building and making things.
Coraline and Winnie are also great friends! Coraline likes to be an actor in Winnie’s little shows sometimes, and then afterwards they often go out exploring on some adventure together in the woods.
Winnie sews clothes very well and often makes Eggs and Coraline awesome outfits.
Coraline HATES sewing after her experiences with the other mother. She also hates rats and mice because of that. And while she still hates spiders, the other mother did not ruin her obession over bugs.
When Coraline grows older she becomes a cat lady and adopts a bunch of cats.
Eggs is FACINATED by human, nonboxtroll instruments. One day when the kids are going to some concert, eggs is like, “….Whats a concert?” So they take them to see and they lose their absolute mind. Eggs and fish always made music machines but the idea of having concerts where people gather to celebrate music is amazing.
LGBT headcannons- Eggs is nonbinary, and uses they/them and he/him pronouns. Coraline and Winnie are lesbians. Norman, Lionel and Susan are gay. Kubo and Neil are Bisexual.
After Lionel and Susan do their research and adventures on legends and myths, I think it’d be hilarious if Lionel became a biology teacher and Susan was the ta at the Laika kid’s school. Coraline immedietely sees that “…Thats bigfoot” and everyone in the class stares a bit at first but Lionel is like “ :) :) Nah Mr. Susan Link isnt bigfoot. Hes just my teachers assistant!…… Dont you look into this.” The kids eventually stop caring because Susan is an amazing TA and really good with kids.
On that note I think it’d be funny if Ms. Fortnight became a world history teacher and would be kind of a rival teacher with Lionel. She’s SUPER straight to the point but super good at teaching and making it interesting.
Norman draws. He started off drawing zombies but then he started drawing people by drawing his friends.
Eggs and Winnie- despite the ending of the boxtrolls- don’t hate cheese! Eggs actually likes it a lot and is pretty impressed with how many different kinds people have made.
Eggs can get very nervous and overwhelmed in busy places. They rub the creases of their box when they get really nervous and just doing something with hands helps to distract a bit.
Kubo teaches Eggs how to play guitar. Eggs, being facinated with music, is very eager to learn every new instrument he sees. Kubo is pretty chill and was pretty happy to see Eggs super excited and agreed to teach em.
The laika kids often have sleepovers. Norman always brings horror movies. Coraline adores horror movies but gets bored if theres no action or adventure in one for a long time. Eggs gets very spooked at them.
The first time Eggs came over to Coraline’s house, they saw that Cor had layed out a box for The Cat. Eggs immedietely went and sat in the box.
Eggs had never tried candy before. And when the kids found out they gave Eggs some skittles. So now Eggs likes Skittles.
Eggs hates baths and haircuts.

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I hate how a lot of really popular ace attorney ships are problematic. It bothers me how popular a lot of them are. Like.

Naru/mayo (I think that’s the name??? Phoenix and maya) is really creepy to me because phoenix was like. 22-24 when they met if I remember right. And Maya was a minor. She was 17. She wasn’t technically an adult until the second game.

Cykes/quill (I think that’s what it’s called? Athena and Blackquill) is really alarming to me. I don’t see it as much as naru/mayo but it is reaaally popular. And uh. You guys. Do remember. The earliest scene we see with them Simon is 21 and Athena is 10 fucking years old. TEN! That’s really really little! And that scene was when Mommy metis was killed- they had known each other much earlier! Athena didn’t turn 18 until spirit of justice. Yknow. The 6th game in the series.(granted she wasn’t introduced until the 5th game in the series, but it’s the same case as with maya. She wasn’t an adult until a whole game after the one she was introduced in.) It’s really really REALLY scary to me that people really ship Athena and Simon considering that they want a fully grown ass man to fall in love with a 10 year old.

Those two ships are the main ones that bug me (because they’re the most popular!) But they’re certainly not the only popular Lets-ship-an-adult-with-a-minor ship in ace attorney. Like, taking athena again- another popular ship is Athena and Apollo (not even gonna guess what this one’s called). Apollo was in his 20s when he met 17 year old athena. And people still ship them

Now, yall do NOT have to ship the same things I do or have the same headcannons I have. Like, all of the ships I mentioned I see as sibling relationships, though I know not everyone would look at Apollo and Athena and think “Hm! Siblings!” But. Can you at least refrain from shipping gross relationships and make sure your ships aren’t pedophilic. Please. It’s not that hard.

I know someone will probably cry out, “Casey, shut the fuck up, calm down, and stop calling my favorite ships out on being pedophilic, you bitch! Phoenix was a YOUNG adult when he met maya, and she was practically a grown up anyways!!! So it’s totally fine!!” ….. yeah well fuck that and fuck anyone who even thinks about commenting that. Even if they’re a young adult, they’re still an ADULT! 17 is one year away from being an adult, but they’re still a TEENAGER! And it’s still very creepy if a 40 year old wanted to date an 18 year old, yeah they’re both adults but one has much more experience than the other. (Age gaps CAN be ok if when the characters meet theyre both adults, but none of the ships i listed are like that.) I am 16, which is like. Almost mayas age in the first game. I know it would absolutely be sickening and disgusting if a 23 year old tried to date me. So why is it OK when your ace attorney ship does it.

(I am. Not even going to mention shitty incest ships like Apollo/Trucy and Miles/Franziska. I shouldn’t even have to explain why those are fucked up and gross. I have actually met someone at school who shipped franz and miles, but they were new to the series and didn’t know Manfred had adopted miles making them siblings, and they stopped shipping it when I told them. Just because they’re adopted, doesn’t mean you can ship them. Adopted families are REAL families. Stop pretending like they aren’t so you can feel better about yourself disgusting fucking incest shipper.)

All of what I said can apply to literally any fandom with bad ships btw

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So this is probably the most ridiculous au I’ve ever made

I came up with it while I was researching clusterballooning for a paper last semester.

Everything is the same except: Instead of being obsessed with archeology and ruins, Randall is obsessed with the sky and the thought of flying. Angela, Henry, Hershel, Dalston, and everyone else thinks that he’s got his head in the clouds. Then Randall gets this crazy dream to. Go flying using balloons. Like. Here i made a visual to explain

And he starts coming up with a plan to actually do it!! He annoys the others about it, pleading for their help because, “-I can make a harness that I can attach the balloons to, but they’ve gotta be! Really big balloons! And I’ll need help filling them up and attaching them to the harness! I can get down on my own by shooting the balloons, and I can also get a parachute, but. I need someone to watch so I don’t get lost and someone who can help me to the ground!! Pleeeeasse??? Come on, no risk no glory!” Everyone gets. Frankly annoyed and pissed off at Randall because. He’s being ridiculous. There’s no way he could actually do something like that.

One day Hershel finally gives in, “Fine!!! I’ll help you with your ridiculous cloud fantasy!!!” And so Randall gets him up at. 5 in the morning (still dark out) and drags hershy out to do this. And so they take a few hours blowing up these balloons. And the sun is rising when Randall takes off. And they actually get Randall up in the air and he starts flying!!! Hershel actually gets excited by that and is like, “!!!!RANDALL YOURE FLYING OH MY GOODNESS!!!” But then. The winds get stronger. And. They both start panicking. As Randall starts blowing away, and. He gets out of hershels sight.

Hershel panics and tells everyone what happened, and they send for a search party! But Randall never gets found. He gets assumed dead and they make a grave for him. Everyone blames hershel for the loss l ll l_, including himself. And randall is never seen again…. until the events of the masked gentleman in miracle mask.

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New character: Droki
they go by all pronouns, they dont really have a set gender. they eat rocks. and so in this world, dragons exist, but theyre rare and dying out. the milatary has been wanting to use them as weapons, but they’re too wild and can’t be controlled by humans. and so these scientists tried to fuse a human embryo and dragon dna. They sucueeded. and if you’ve seen like, in science fiction movies when the have creatures in large glass tanks filled with liquid and hooked up (kinda like in the mewtwo movie) yeah it’s like that. so. after about two years they take the creature out of the tank (They’re about 2 ½ feet tall, they smol) and they start doing experiments on them. like. testing how resilient she is by firing light cannons at her. I forgot to mention that the lab is also doing research on crystals, so there’s gems everywhere. and the creature gets pissed. so, like, it takes 3 days of them testing on them for him to freak out and kill everyone in the building, but they accidentally set off some of the radioactive chemicals and make an explosion. They survive because they’re part dragon, but many of the crystals in the lab painfully jammed into their skin (Ouch its like. glass. blood. ew.) and kinda fused with their skin. So now they have rock powers. I can describe their powers if you want, but the character now lives in this abondoned, radioactive labortory for years on end. They have a long lifespan cuz part dragon, nd they try to be evil but no one takes them seriously.
So when they beat their wings hard enough, they can make crystals shoot up from the ground and attack enemies from below. They can lash their tail to create an enormous gem sheild. They can produce a diamond and shoot laser beams from it, and the spessartines on their legs can help increase their strength

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Dewpider Variants

The most common and well known Dewpider variant is the standard water Dewpider. Popular among trainers taking the island challenge, this Pokemon can be found wherever there is water.

Highly valued for their rarity, these Dewpider sport a darker color pallete, with feirce, red eyes that shine when it attacks it’s prey.

With a variety of types of berries in it’s bubble, this pokemon is often targeted by others as a snack. As such, it is very skilled at battle, despite it’s lighthearted, bouncy attitude.

The yellow lemonade and slightly rarer pink lemonade Dewpider tend to be rather sweet and loyal pokemon. They like helping others and are seen frequently on sunny, hot days.

Varying in color, the bubble tea variant of Dewpider contains edible boba balls within it’s bubble. However, attempting in eating them may result in you being attacked.

The tea variant of Dewpider is highly valued among rich or elegant trainers. They vary in flavor and sweet aromas.

Typically lighter in color than the beverage it contains, this Dewpider comes in almost every soda you can find, anything from Mountain Dewpider to Colaquanid. Being one of the most common and colorful types of Dewpider, they can be found virtually everywhere.

THANK YOU FOR READING!!! Please let me know what you think, were these lil’ guys cool??? Which one is your favorite?? I wanted to do this because I’ve seen so many cool fanmade pokemon variants, and i realised there weren’t any for my favorite pokemon, and then I came up with this idea (The tea one was the first one I did)

I was debating on different Dewpider soda puns for the pokedex entry on that last one,,, I considered “Dr. Dewpepper”, “Spriteder”, and a few other equally terrible ones. The one in the picture is just normal grape soda tho.

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Mia Fey ran for her life, her heartbeat quickening as she raced past the desk, she stopped. She was corned, next to the window, as Redd White came towards her holding the thinker statue in his hand. He bumped up against a large decorative lamp, knocking it to the floor with a loud CRASH. He came towards Mia, and raised the statue high above his head, bringing it down on the woman’s head, ending her life.

Suddenly, from across the room, the faint sound of… music?? Starts to play. Redd White turned frantically, was somebody there?

He sees two people…. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey??? They’re wearing sunglasses, an obvious attempt to look hip and cool, Maya is carrying a beatbox that was playing the music. They both have karoke style microphones, and they start to sing along with the music

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom

Mia is sitting there, pretty much dead. She wants to scream at them, “What is wrong with you!?!?! I AM DYING!!!! HELP ME!!!!! STOP SINGING THIS IS SERIOUS!!!”

Redd White is gone at this point, hes not some idiot and he escaped while he could. Phoenix and Maya are next to Mia now, as they hit the chorus

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

The ghost of Mia cries as Phoenix drops the mic. “…why are you two like this??….”

~~(Im so sorry ima delete this later im not even sure if this joke will make sense to other people)~~

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