For Surely Someday...

Mia Fey ran for her life, her heartbeat quickening as she raced past the desk, she stopped. She was corned, next to the window, as Redd White came towards her holding the thinker statue in his hand. He bumped up against a large decorative lamp, knocking it to the floor with a loud CRASH. He came towards Mia, and raised the statue high above his head, bringing it down on the woman’s head, ending her life.

Suddenly, from across the room, the faint sound of… music?? Starts to play. Redd White turned frantically, was somebody there?

He sees two people…. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey??? They’re wearing sunglasses, an obvious attempt to look hip and cool, Maya is carrying a beatbox that was playing the music. They both have karoke style microphones, and they start to sing along with the music

As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom

Mia is sitting there, pretty much dead. She wants to scream at them, “What is wrong with you!?!?! I AM DYING!!!! HELP ME!!!!! STOP SINGING THIS IS SERIOUS!!!”

Redd White is gone at this point, hes not some idiot and he escaped while he could. Phoenix and Maya are next to Mia now, as they hit the chorus

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

The ghost of Mia cries as Phoenix drops the mic. “…why are you two like this??….”

~~(Im so sorry ima delete this later im not even sure if this joke will make sense to other people)~~

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fucking hate how so many websites are starting to delete entire accounts or wipe content uploaded by users without accounts and just get rid decades worth of stuff. google is deleting accounts inactive after two years - what happens to the youtube videos made years ago? do we just lose them forever? what about google drive folders that compile and share countless resources? imgur is deleting all nsfw content and images uploaded from users without accounts - so many posts all over the internet are going to break because their images were wiped from the image host. twitter is deleting accounts that dont log in within 30 days. what about personal accounts from people who passed away? what about people who just dont use it that often?

fucking sucks

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.