life after nude leak
Callie > hey off the hook!!!!
Callie > WHERE
Callie > ARE
Callie > YOU
Callie > GUYS
WE’RE < Pearl
FUCKING < Pearl
- Not Delivered-
GETTING < Pearl
DRINKS < Pearl
Callie > WHAT THE FUCK
This is both entertaining and really important.
Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.
Deadpool is canonically riddled with cancer this is actually such an appropriate campaign
Some tips for happy sex with your babe 💋
Too criminally important not the reblog. It doesn’t matter how “good” at sex you are, if you are an attentive and caring lovemaker you will have amazing experiences.
this!! Is sooo important!
A lot of my sister’s friends have complained to me before about not having older people in their lives who will tell them these sorts of things so here I am being all of y’all’s older sister telling you to have FUN and SAFE SEX!!!!
When things get really heated in court
Phoenix: *trying to say ‘fuck you’ and 'fight me’* FUCK ME, EDGEWORTH!
Everyone else: What??
Edgeworth: *blushing like hell* Wright, this is a courtroom! This is no time for such foolishness!
Phoenix: *under his breath* Please fuck me….
satisfactory-to-incredible
