- Mom: What the hell happened to the bread!?
- Me: I DON"T KNOW!!?!?!??!
- Mom: Did you put all the ingredients in?
- Me: Yes.
- Mom: You put in three cups of flour?
- My Thoughts: I was supposed to put THREE cups of flour in!?!?
- Me: ...... Yes.
it's berry season here. i've eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.




