Mia Fey ran for her life, her heartbeat quickening as she raced past the desk, she stopped. She was corned, next to the window, as Redd White came towards her holding the thinker statue in his hand. He bumped up against a large decorative lamp, knocking it to the floor with a loud CRASH. He came towards Mia, and raised the statue high above his head, bringing it down on the woman’s head, ending her life.
Suddenly, from across the room, the faint sound of… music?? Starts to play. Redd White turned frantically, was somebody there?
He sees two people…. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey??? They’re wearing sunglasses, an obvious attempt to look hip and cool, Maya is carrying a beatbox that was playing the music. They both have karoke style microphones, and they start to sing along with the music
As he came into the window
Was a sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down
It was her doom
Mia is sitting there, pretty much dead. She wants to scream at them, “What is wrong with you!?!?! I AM DYING!!!! HELP ME!!!!! STOP SINGING THIS IS SERIOUS!!!”
Redd White is gone at this point, hes not some idiot and he escaped while he could. Phoenix and Maya are next to Mia now, as they hit the chorus
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
The ghost of Mia cries as Phoenix drops the mic. “…why are you two like this??….”
(Im so sorry ima delete this later im not even sure if this joke will make sense to other people)
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