Excuse me, but could you Ace Attorney characters stop being so god damn attractive
satisfactory-to-incredible
Oh god… this took me way longer to get than it should have, but this punchline is PERFECT.
I remember when I went to Texas two Decembers ago, and we were visiting the ocean, my brother and I were playing a game where we would take into the ocean with every wave. I remember shouting, “I GOT TEN STEPS” When out in the distance, we saw a HUGE SHARK JUST JUMP OUT OF THE WATER ABOUT 100 FEET AWAY FROM US
So we ran out of the water screaming and my mom didn’t see the shark, so she didn’t believe us, but I swear to god I saw it jump out of the water.
So anyways that’s why I’m never walking more than 10 steps into the water again