“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“
i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite
((A talking lion!?))
“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”
oh ive never tried one. let me
hhg. what is this flavor?
AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!
Sierra Mist has been discontinued this is the last time you can reblog this. I’m sorry Aslan.
oh my god it’s true
hey im loving all this conversation about not defending gross ass ships
the thought that there are actual real people who actually ship this makes me want to cry
i’ve seen like. porn of this ship. legitimate porn as in… people think their relationship is healthy.
EXCUSE ME WHAT
……..HOLY SHIT.
I also went in the comments and someone linked the song “Raping vs Rapping” lskdjflksd-
i… i have no idea what that is and frankly, i never want to know
nothing bad lol it’s just about how people misspell “rapping” as “raping”
THEY EVEN GOT SKATERCHEESE IN THE ACT:
oh nO-
Okay, so at school there’s a play, and I auditioned, and guess who I got?
My new name is Peter Pan
WHAT
I can’t believe Lighting McQueen fucking DIED
he went too fast…
Who was the one heavily breathing in the background?
erectile-disgruntlement
dabwax
This is the best AITA because on the actual matter at hand I'd say he's kinda right (ish), $4900 for a week of work is really good money and they can always celebrate later. He should have obviously talked it over with her first but still. What makes him an asshole (or just like, a really really weird person) is every other detail that is tangentially mentioned.
